Welcome to the meat market. These arent shorts, theyre astatementand that statement is I roll like your nan if she was raised by hyenas and dropped into a cage with zero refs and unlimited beef. Classic Pat brings that Eastenders energy with full-on leopard print carnage, inspired by the legendary Pat Butcher herself. Dual-layered for chaos and comfort. Built-in compression shorts = no peep shows mid-knee slice.

2-in-1 tech: inner liner so your meat stays where it belongs
Antimicrobial finish: so your sweat doesnt evolve into a new species
Leopard print = power print. Science.
Factory-tested for grip fighting and dodgy leglocks

Only psychos wear these. Be that psycho.